In the Twenty First Century, Americans are world renowned for their dry cleaning skills...
...and invading other countries that have large oil reserves.
It's the only way they can pay off their national debt...
..and successfully remove heavy staining from the velvet curtains hanging in the White House.
Maybe we could help?
Maybe Cameron and Clegg could stick their heads so far up Barak's arse, he would be able to reach up to put the curtains back on the high windows without step ladders.
Oh! Sun dappled vehicle,
Like a zebra in the Jungle.
Except in Pentonville,
and a van not an animal.
