Dying Country Crafts

 

Warning!!!

 

You might get your fingers stuck in the spokes.

Totem

 

Questions

Why didn't you just call yourselves "The Wankers"?

Choices

 

Onomatopoeia

 

First Contact

As First Contact's go

I was a bit disappointed

It was pissed

Apparently you can't get cheap cider on Aldebaran

C'est Ci Art?

 

Graffiti

 Bloody Paddington!!!

Bin of the Month - March 2026

 

Knights of the Round Table

Fact!!!

This is where they found out why he was called Lancelot

 

Questions

 

Does varnishing the loving children make them last longer?

Are they still loving after they have been painted?

Thirty Second Theater

 

Confusion 2/2

 

Confusion 1/2

 Which?

The sign or the train?

Fostering

 Can you foster?

Needs a big back garden

Warning!!!

 Watch out!!!

It bites!!!

Homeless

 A blight on the streets, I say!!!

They bring it on themselves

They just need to pull their finger out

GET A JOB YOU WASTER!!!

Trust Issues

As Bowers go

I wouldn't trust it as far as I could throw it.

Sea Mammal Encouragement

 

C'est Ci Art? 2/2