20/03/2026

Warning!!!


 






You might get your fingers stuck in the spokes.




18/03/2026

Questions


Why didn't you just call yourselves "The Wankers"?





15/03/2026

First Contact

As First Contact's go







I was a bit disappointed








It was pissed






Apparently you can't get cheap cider on Aldebaran




13/03/2026

11/03/2026

Knights of the Round Table



Fact!!!







This is where they found out why he was called Lancelot



 


10/03/2026

Questions

 


Does varnishing the loving children make them last longer?







Are they still loving after they have been painted?

07/03/2026

06/03/2026

Fostering

 Can you foster?








Needs a big back garden



05/03/2026

04/03/2026

Homeless

 A blight on the streets, I say!!!







They bring it on themselves







They just need to pull their finger out








GET A JOB YOU WASTER!!!




03/03/2026

Trust Issues

As Bowers go







I wouldn't trust it as far as I could throw it.