RUDE!!!

 

Not a Fan

I take she's not a fan of live sport

Or that you are open

Or both

C'est Ci Art?

 

Download Speeds

Chocolate Teapot

 As opposed to a 2D Christmas Mug?

Shit Christmas Presents

 

What next?

A Dentist construction toy?

Oooh!!!

Secret Admirer

 

I love you too

Patience

WAIT

 

WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

ESPECIALLY HELPFUL

IF YOU HAVE A FROG IN YOUR THROAT!!!

Must Have

DARTH VADER PICNIC BAG!!!

WITH COMBI BOTTLE OPENER AND CORKSCREW!!!

GIVE IT TO ME!!!

 

SAY IT LOUD!!! SAY IT PROUD!!!

 

Words of Advice

If you are a firm of Undertakers

Looking to relocate

I wouldn't move here

HOW???

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

CREEPY BABY!!!

YOU'RE WERE GOING TO POUNCE!!!

WEREN'T YOU???

Bin of the Month - November 2025

 

Japanese Monster Movies

 As Japanese Monster movies go...

It was a bit disappointing

Biker Dude

Nice Bike 

Novelty Bakery

 All they're cakes and pastries look like knobs and vags

I laughed

I laughed so much I nearly choked on my sausage roll

And nearly did the same with my doughnut

Cream filled

Diversity

 

A Pine Porter?

A Hornbeam Hostess?

A Maple Maître d'?

A Sycamore Stewardess?

Or even a Willow Waitress?

Modern Bestiary

 Mouse?

Owl?

Mowl?

Oh!

I am disappointed

Religious Intolerance 2025?

 

Hiatus 2/2

 

Haitus 1/2

 

Paranormal Visitations

 

Savage 2/2

It's terrifying

They lurk behind bushes

Then leap out and attack you

FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!!

Savage 1/2

 They had no choice

They had to close it

It kept biting people.

Thirty Second Theater

 

Meal Deals

Can I have the students? 

But is rice extra or does it come with the meal? 

RUDE!!!

 

Vertically Challenged

 

They couldn't reach the till

I NEED AN EXPLANTION!!!

 

Thirty Second Theater

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Nice Hat

 

fEtISh!!!

 

I like a bit of rough don't you?

Mild Approbation

As Street Tags go

The execution of this piece of graffiti

Shows a certain amount of assured dexterity in its execution

Tasteless

 Is this the entrance to a Paedophile Theme Park?

Pampered Pets

Wonderful place

They leave a bowl of water out for the dogs

And will also occasionally pat your laptop

You cute little Dell Inspiron, you!!!

And look at it's adorable little 14.0-inch 2K Anti-Glare Non-Touch 300nits WVA/IPS Display!!!

Soft and Gentle

I prefer my fabrics

To be a bit more traditional

My cashmere should be made of the finest undercoat of the Kashmir goat

And not fruit

Soft and gentle it may be

But I suspect

That it will be sticky

Very, very sticky

You saw that one coming didn't you?

Bad Font

There is 

In my opinion

In the world of typography

Only one sin worse than 

The use of Comic Sans MS

In the composition of text

And that is the use of Microsoft Word Art 95

Shame on you!!!