24/12/2025

A Christmas Cracker


Wouldn't that be hazardous to other road users?




14/12/2025

The Road to Enlightenment

 The road to Enlightenment...









Is very well sign posted




13/12/2025

Pity

 














Pity







It was handy in an emergency







I think he did an excellent job amputating my leg







And he only charged my £15 for a bulb change




06/12/2025

Tik Tok

 Is there anybody that's not on Tik Tok?








Just don't try and sell me lip fillers




05/12/2025

Smart Alecs

 If there's one thing I can't stand









Is food and drink that's smarter than me




04/12/2025

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!


STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!







AND AS FOR YOU BUSTER







WHAT'S SO FUNNY?




03/12/2025

Tales of Misery


 

You're telling me







Leaves on the line







Signal Failure







Vehicle has hit a bridge







Staff shortages







Previously delayed train







A fucking red signal




02/12/2025

Platform Change


I told you Network Rail shouldn't have taken over the Hogwart's Express. 




29/11/2025

24/11/2025

Not a Fan



I take she's not a fan of live sport







Or that you are open







Or both




21/11/2025

Chocolate Teapot


 As opposed to a 2D Christmas Mug?