Platform Change

I told you Network Rail shouldn't have taken over the Hogwart's Express. 

Smut!!!

 

In Full Agreement

AREN'T WE ALL

Anti-Establishment

 Sticking it to the man!!!

Mistakes Were Made 3/3

 

Mistakes Were Made 2/3

 

Mistakes Were Made 1/3

 

RUDE!!!

 

Not a Fan

I take she's not a fan of live sport

Or that you are open

Or both

C'est Ci Art?

 

Download Speeds

Chocolate Teapot

 As opposed to a 2D Christmas Mug?

Shit Christmas Presents

 

What next?

A Dentist construction toy?

Oooh!!!

Secret Admirer

 

I love you too

Patience

WAIT

 

WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

ESPECIALLY HELPFUL

IF YOU HAVE A FROG IN YOUR THROAT!!!

Must Have

DARTH VADER PICNIC BAG!!!

WITH COMBI BOTTLE OPENER AND CORKSCREW!!!

GIVE IT TO ME!!!

 

SAY IT LOUD!!! SAY IT PROUD!!!

 

Words of Advice

If you are a firm of Undertakers

Looking to relocate

I wouldn't move here

HOW???

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

CREEPY BABY!!!

YOU'RE WERE GOING TO POUNCE!!!

WEREN'T YOU???

Bin of the Month - November 2025

 

Japanese Monster Movies

 As Japanese Monster movies go...

It was a bit disappointing

Biker Dude

Nice Bike 

Novelty Bakery

 All they're cakes and pastries look like knobs and vags

I laughed

I laughed so much I nearly choked on my sausage roll

And nearly did the same with my doughnut

Cream filled

Diversity

 

A Pine Porter?

A Hornbeam Hostess?

A Maple Maître d'?

A Sycamore Stewardess?

Or even a Willow Waitress?

Modern Bestiary

 Mouse?

Owl?

Mowl?

Oh!

I am disappointed

Religious Intolerance 2025?

 

Hiatus 2/2

 

Haitus 1/2

 

Paranormal Visitations

 

Savage 2/2

It's terrifying

They lurk behind bushes

Then leap out and attack you

FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!!

Savage 1/2

 They had no choice

They had to close it

It kept biting people.

Thirty Second Theater

 

Meal Deals

Can I have the students? 

But is rice extra or does it come with the meal? 

RUDE!!!

 

Vertically Challenged

 

They couldn't reach the till

I NEED AN EXPLANTION!!!