Angst

 

Naked Protest

 

Inst-A-Pet

 

Thirty Second Theater

 

The Road to Enlightenment

 The road to Enlightenment...

Is very well sign posted

Pity

 

Pity

It was handy in an emergency

I think he did an excellent job amputating my leg

And he only charged my £15 for a bulb change

Bin of the Month - December 2025

 

Faces 2/2

 

Faces 1/2

 

Amendment

 

RUDE!!!

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

Tik Tok

 Is there anybody that's not on Tik Tok?

Just don't try and sell me lip fillers

Smart Alecs

 If there's one thing I can't stand

Is food and drink that's smarter than me

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

AND AS FOR YOU BUSTER

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

Tales of Misery

 

You're telling me

Leaves on the line

Signal Failure

Vehicle has hit a bridge

Staff shortages

Previously delayed train

A fucking red signal

Platform Change

I told you Network Rail shouldn't have taken over the Hogwart's Express. 

Smut!!!

 

In Full Agreement

AREN'T WE ALL

Anti-Establishment

 Sticking it to the man!!!

Mistakes Were Made 3/3

 

Mistakes Were Made 2/3

 

Mistakes Were Made 1/3

 

RUDE!!!

 

Not a Fan

I take she's not a fan of live sport

Or that you are open

Or both

C'est Ci Art?

 

Download Speeds

Chocolate Teapot

 As opposed to a 2D Christmas Mug?

Shit Christmas Presents

 

What next?

A Dentist construction toy?

Oooh!!!

Secret Admirer

 

I love you too

Patience

WAIT

 

WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

ESPECIALLY HELPFUL

IF YOU HAVE A FROG IN YOUR THROAT!!!

Must Have

DARTH VADER PICNIC BAG!!!

WITH COMBI BOTTLE OPENER AND CORKSCREW!!!

GIVE IT TO ME!!!

 

SAY IT LOUD!!! SAY IT PROUD!!!

 

Words of Advice

If you are a firm of Undertakers

Looking to relocate

I wouldn't move here

HOW???

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

CREEPY BABY!!!

YOU'RE WERE GOING TO POUNCE!!!

WEREN'T YOU???