08/07/2025

04/07/2025

Inclusivity

 As inclusivity goes







This place








Excludes everyone







Except maybe for Doc Ock




03/07/2025

Canine Civility


Do you think when they close the gate?







They're wearing a monocle?




02/07/2025

Potato Predictions

 As divination methods go






It's pretty straightforward






No matter what the question is






The answer is always







CHIPS!!!




19/06/2025

Choices

Sometimes...








I don't know if I'm coming or going.




17/06/2025

Intentional?...


 ...Or just my childish imagination?







Snarf!!! Snarf!!!




15/06/2025

Recipe for Disaster

 


Just keep them off the Stella







You know what that Old Mummy Beater can do to a child




13/06/2025

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!


 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!







SPACE WARRIORS!!!




10/06/2025

Pedant


 Love 2 Launder!!!







And it is to not 2




09/06/2025

Associations

 CAT                            DOG







DAY            NIGHT







COFFEE            TEA







CLEANING            FISH
















08/06/2025

Fuck Muppets!!!

Virginia Woolf 







Lived in Tavistock Square with her brother








Their house is now demolished and a hotel was built in it's place







The hotel has a bar that celebrates her residence with its name.







Virginia, when young






Was sexually abused by her half brothers







Even a cursory level of research would have found this out







So why anyone would think that by adding a...







&







To its name







Thinking that this would be acceptable








Is a Fuck Muppet




06/06/2025

Guess!!!

 Oh Goody!!!








I love surprises




05/06/2025

Life's Mysteries

 Sometimes







In your day to day existence







You witness an event







That really, really







Really







Needs








Further explanation.




29/05/2025

Profundity

 


This is so profound







I just wish I knew what it meant.