Non-Starter

 

To make the most of it

You have to burn the toast.

The world is grey enough

Without making it greyer

Racist Bastards!!!

 

TWAT!!!

 

Disappointment

There I was

Looking forward to a tale

Of a dystopian future

Where a police officer launches

a vendetta against a vicious biker gang

Imagine my disappointment

At least it wasn't a Cement Mixing Company called Jim'll Mix It

Substitute

 

He couldn't afford the Vet's bills

En Garde

 

Horses

 

Official

 

Private

And that's official

Honest

Cost of Living Crisis

 

Lean on me

When you're not strong

And I'll be your friend

I'll help you carry on...

As long as you can afford me.

Passive Aggressive

 

Tripping

 

Obviously on mushrooms

Temptation

Oh!!! How I want to add an R
 

Haunted

 It's either Casper, the Friendly Ghost or the ghost of Tweetie Pie

The Sound of Bells

 

Weddings always make me cry.

Thirty Second Theater

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

Dilemma

What if I don't identify as a cube?

I've always felt more spherical.

 

Labour Saving

 

Bin of the Month - September 2024

 

Emphatic No!!!

 

More

 It's Mexican

Just more Mexican

DON'T PANIC!!!

 

Playground Taunts

 

Time of Year

 Ah!!!

September!!!

The herald of Autumn

And where do my thoughts turn to at this time of year?

Yes of course

As always

Christmas Cards

Get them before they sell out.

Scary Things!!!

 

Brrr!!!

Reserved

 Reserved?

For a Thrill Seeker by the looks of it.

Missed Opportunity

Now if they had just gone for a P

 

Sick in a Can

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

Pretentious, Moi?