Missed Opportunity

Don't you just wish you had a broom?

 

Is there any other kind?

As opposed to...? 

Nice Try

 

Missing the Point

 

Perception

 You may see cups of coffee

I see Mexicans smoking cigars

Hiatus 5/5

 

Hiatus 4/5

 

Hiatus 3/5

 

Hiatus 2/5

 

Hiatus 1/5

 

No Need to Shout!!!

 

Fuck Off!!!

 

Segregation

 

Surely Plants and Humans can live together?

I'd like to teach the world to sing

In perfect harmony

I'd like to hold it in my arms

And keep it company

I'd like to see the world for once

All standing hand in hand

And hear them echo through the hills

For peace throughout the land

That's a song I hear

Sing it along

Let the world sing today

Over and over

I'd like to teach the world to sing

In perfect harmony

La, la, la, la

To, do, do, do, do, do

La, la, la

Biting Satire

 

Offensive

 

Inconsiderate

 

Untoward

 

Building a Team

 

Glad your on board Baby

We need people like you

Bin of the Month - June 2024

 

Management Speak

 

Is that Management lingo for Buy an apple in Sainsbury and bring it back to eat in the Staff Canteen?

Football Chants

 

It's like 2017 all over again

Crystal Palace Conspiracy

 

They've redacted it

To hide the fact Jack the Ripper is actually Prince Albert

Yes I know The Ripper was active 30 years after the Exhibition

It's all made up you know

Get over it

Is that Queen Victoria shagging Charles Dickens behind the bush?

Graphic Sensibility

 

Question

Do not use for what, exactly?

Good Advice

 

RUDE

 

Thirty Second Theater

 

Needy

 

Cannibalism?

 

Baking Youths

As cannibalism goes...

This should be Michelin starred 

This is not just cannibalism, this is M&S cannibalism 

Could I recommend a Bouquet Garni of Rosemary and Sage

And maybe just a hint of Lemon Verbena

Never a Truer Word?

 

Meta-Terse

 

Luxury

 

Ooooh!!!

A Dyson hairdryer!!!

Luxury!!!

More Detail

 

Be more specific

What type of people are you talking about?

Toper Porker

 So would you have 6 double G&Ts

Road to Nowhere

 

Meaning?

 Does it mean...

Sex is Good?

Sex is so good it's number 1?

Someone called SexR (I assume not their real name) is lovely?

Or the person spraying this is...

An illiterate cunt?

Warning!!! Warning!!!

  Warning!!!

Warning!!!

Dad Joke Coming!!!

I don't know

As restorations go

It looks pretty decorative to me.

Garden Pests

 Don't you just hate slugs

Dog Graffiti

 What do you expect them to tag?

Woof?

There is no need for obscenities

Anatomically Incorrect

 

All Night Gamer Party

 

Did you get a high score?

Indispensable

 

I'd never be without one.