18/10/2023

BMI

 


OK! This is obviously a Virgin FTTP or HFC network cabinet







It's dimensions are (h) 985mm x (w) 585mm x (d) 330mm







Which means...







That if a Grinch is 3 times these dimensions,







And while...







A Grinch is nearly 3 metres tall, 







He has a waste measurement of nearly 5.5 metres.







Which, by any metric







Means, he's a bit of a fat bastard.