30/09/2023

Soap Opera


 

What?







Like between William and Harry?




29/09/2023

Misdiagnosis

 Crabs is not a Cancer







It's an infestation of pubic lice







Commonly spread through sexual contact







And is definitely not cancerous








Especially if it's a big crab with a penis







It also infects both men and women, not just guys




28/09/2023

Beware my Wrath and Eyr!!!

 If I knew what an eyr is







And could find it's brow








I'd get it threaded




27/09/2023

24/09/2023

JUST DO IT!!!

 








They do say, travel broadens the mind




23/09/2023

Verboten!!!

 


And woe betide you, if you try both at once.




22/09/2023

TORY BASTARDS!!!

TORY BASTARDS!!!








Mind you






I could have jumped to a premature conclusion here






You could be Man. City supporters, I suppose.






MAN. CITY BASTARDS!!!







21/09/2023

Fat Shaming

 BASTARDS!!!







There was absolutely no need for it!!!









REFUSE STORE would have been sufficient!!!







There!!! There!!! 







Poor fellow




20/09/2023

Wrong way round









Aren't you really meant to...






Find an unstable structure






And then put a warning sign up,






And not make an unstable structure






And then put up a warning sign on it?






Unless of course it is ART






Then that is OK



16/09/2023

Budget Cuts

 


Couldn't afford filming a real one.




10/09/2023

The Anti-Christ

 



The Anti-Weight-Watchers have their HQ here.




09/09/2023

Topical Differing Musical Tastes

 


Nah!!!I don't like "Thee Sacred Souls"







Now, The Ezra Collective on the other hand.




06/09/2023

Suits You

 Yellow and Red go together so well