31/08/2023

Mind Reading

 How did you know?








It's been my life's ambition







To open a quirky bar




30/08/2023

Pet Tip

 


I find a cool wash with a short spin works a treat







And much cheaper too!!!



I find a cool wash 

27/08/2023

20/08/2023

Anthropomorphism


 

Don't be fooled by their cheeky grins!!!







They are the number of the beast







Times two!!!




18/08/2023

Flashback

 


It's like the Sixties all over again.







Just crapper.




17/08/2023

Too Late




















 Too late







The ISA deadline was 5th April 2023




16/08/2023

Biblical Quote

 


This must be from the Sermon on the Mount




15/08/2023

Impulse Buy

 


I don't know what it is







But I want one




14/08/2023

Definition of Small


At 2.95ft by 3.67ft I wouldn't like to see what they consider large.


 


10/08/2023

Gender Assignment

 


I think it's female







Though, it's vagina is pointing in the wrong direction.




05/08/2023

Spartacus

 


I am Spartacus!!!







No!!! I am Spartacus







No!!! I am Spartacus







etc.




03/08/2023

Not my Problem

 


Sorry I'm skint and an atheist







Try the Church of England







Or in a pinch







The Rosicrucians




02/08/2023

Transphobic

 


Transphobic bastards!!!







Why can't you get a Fast Track Trans Tax Refund?




01/08/2023