Feeling any better?
31/07/2023
30/07/2023
Extra-Sensory Perception
I don't know what it was
But I had a feeling
Some sense
That I shouldn't go in.
It was as if something
Beyond our mortal ken
Was trying to communicate with me
29/07/2023
28/07/2023
Something Wicked... - Trending 2/3
There is in this world of ours
Unadulterated Evil
Then there is just plain Twat Evil!!!
27/07/2023
26/07/2023
25/07/2023
24/07/2023
23/07/2023
High Living
I think you'll find I am a man of exquisite tastes
And I must tell you
Luxury is high on my list of life's necessities
Especially in matters of the toillette
No expense spared.
22/07/2023
21/07/2023
20/07/2023
Security Blanket
Poor, Poor, Mattress
I would need a security blanket, too
After being abandoned.
Like you.
BASTARDS!!!
Remember a mattress is not just to be discarded on a whim
It's a friend for life!!!
Which according to manufacturer's recommendations is 6 to 8 years
19/07/2023
18/07/2023
17/07/2023
16/07/2023
15/07/2023
14/07/2023
13/07/2023
12/07/2023
10/07/2023
09/07/2023
07/07/2023
Warning!!! Warning
Warning!!!
Warning!!!
Dad Joke Coming!!!
I don't know
I think he's quite good actually.
06/07/2023
05/07/2023
Garden Ornamentation
There are many different styles of Garden Ornamentation
There, Modern
Classical
Rustic
And...
Incomprehensible
And slightly scary.
04/07/2023
03/07/2023
Selfish Bastard
Selfish Bastard!!!
What if I wanted to stand there?
Fuck, the little children
They can stick their 99 up their arse
Especially the fat ones.
02/07/2023
Many Hands Make Light Work
Just let me get some mouthwash
After all
We might be drowning them
But there is no need to be inhumane about it.
01/07/2023
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