24/03/2023

Beauty

 


This...







Is a lovey tile.







Not only is it a Taylor's patented nibbed tile.








It is also flanged!!!




23/03/2023

Question?

 







Question?








A bold statement of existence?







Or a cry for help?




22/03/2023

Warning!!! Warning!!!

  Warning!!!







Warning!!!







Dad Joke Coming!!!



































Now, that wouldn't be prudent.






Would it?







18/03/2023

This is not just food...

 


...This is S&M food







with more than just a hint of anal...







...and child exploitation







The cake was made by children in a developing country and not at market rates.







They all died from cancer from the icing sugar







Mind you the final product was lovely






The bunny's arse used to glow in the dark.







And squirt brown chocolate icing on demand.







When prodded by an icing sugar carrot.







Not a euphamism.







It could almost have been made by Heston Blumentahl.







Except he works for Waitrose.




15/03/2023

SENTENCE!!!

 


The sentence of this court is that you will be taken from this courtroom here to the place from whence you came and there be kept in close confinement until that day whence you be taken to the place of your execution and there hanged by the neck until you are dead.







And may God have mercy upon your soul.




14/03/2023

10/03/2023

09/03/2023

Pointless



So the selfie with a tin of baked beans is out then?




07/03/2023

Prototype


 

As Batarang's go







It's a good first attempt




06/03/2023

Bridal Train

 


Weddings always make me cry







Sniff!!!




04/03/2023

Oak Processionary Moth

 Oak Processionary Moth







I knew it was a pest







But I didn't think it was dangerous








And needed to be caged.