24/12/2023

23/12/2023

22/12/2023

21/12/2023

Cost-of-Living Crisis

 I needed my gutters cleaned







On the cheap








 


20/12/2023

19/12/2023

17/12/2023

15/12/2023

11/12/2023

Classy!!!

 You can tell Bermondsey is up and coming









When the fly tipping starts to get classy




10/12/2023

Graffiti Names

 As catchy Tag names go








It's a bit domestic







Don't you think?







You could say...







That instead of being a Homey







You could be a Homely!!!







I'll shut up then shall I?







Tee!!! Hee!!!




09/12/2023

LIES!!!

 


5 steps!!!







More like 267 steps!!!







I counted.




08/12/2023

Things I learned today

 There are a lot of definite articles in Jesus's life.










06/12/2023

Moulting

Just like crabs







They must shed their shells







As they grow 












04/12/2023

Brand Infringement


I'm going to have to have a word with Costa Coffee about this







After all







They need to know







That they have been ripping off the Potter's Cafe brand 







All this time







WITH IMPUNITY!!!




03/12/2023

Red Flag to a Bull

 


Especially if you are a sniper that hates children

02/12/2023

Rus in Urbe



Sorry it's not working







I still feel I'm in the car park 







On a dismal winter's day 







Opposite Ikea







And not in some Villa in the rolling hills of the Algarve




01/12/2023

Busted!!!

 If this is not the home of a Russian Spy Ring








I don't know what is.







Yes, I see the spelling mistake







And it hurts I tell you







It hurts!!!







Sadistic Bastards!!!




28/11/2023

Questions 2/2

 


Why is the man touching the tomatoes in a peculiar way?




27/11/2023

Questions 1/2

 


Why is the child mashing the chips with a pepper grinder?




18/11/2023

Pissing in the Ocean

 That fan's not going to do you any good








Not once Big Dave has been in.




17/11/2023

Self Control

 


Only one mind!!!







No need to be greedy.




14/11/2023

Casualty


Another casualty of global warming.






Or is it a dead sheep?






It's so hard to tell 






When its this decomposed