29/05/2022

Question?

 


Does it answer itself?







Don't you feel redundant as a human sometimes?




28/05/2022

Prediction

 Cost of living increase







Everything getting more expensive







Especially fuel.







With an increase in fuel costs by 54% in June







And a further increase in October














I don't see these flying off the shelf.




27/05/2022

False Advertising

 When I saw this poster








I thought they were advertising an Evangelical Christian group.







Or a new production of Hair, The Musical.




26/05/2022

Crime Scene


 






Don't worry Forensics are on the case.




25/05/2022

Happy Towel Day!!!

 "A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost." What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."

Douglas Adams, A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.










24/05/2022

23/05/2022

Injustice

 TOO RIGHT!!!









Just because this gentle and peaceful race were susceptible to corruption by more powerful telepathic beings.







That led them to carrying out evil deeds.







Doesn't mean this is any justification to eat them.







No matter how delicious they taste.







Not that I've tried







Eating them that is.







Look it up Whovians




22/05/2022

Lost Cause

 



In my case







They are setting themselves up to fail.




20/05/2022

Irate

 


CROSS!!!







BLOODY FURIOUS, MATE!!!







I ASKED FOR CARROT JUICE!!!




11/05/2022

Resting

 



Even Spiderman needs a break







And if you ask me







He looks a bit deflated







Tee Hee!!!




06/05/2022

Stereotypical Jingoism

 Typical Italian Histronics















We British call it a tap






And we invented it first.




05/05/2022

New Kid On The Block

 X-Men







The Fantastic Four







The Avengers







Justice League of America









Jerk Force







It's definitely got a ring to it.







Heroic







But with the human fallability touch.




04/05/2022

Warning!!!


 






Look!!!







I know it's a bit offensive







But, don't you think







It's a bit of overkill







Cordoning it off.




02/05/2022

Fulfilled Expectations

 10 pints down the Bigg Market!!!







5 Tequilla Slammers!!!







Doubles!!!













I wouldn't be at all surprised.




01/05/2022

Suspicion

 













Why?







What's it doing?







A sponsored swim?







Pull the other one!!!







It's got bells on







I'm a Morris dancer!!!