28/02/2022

Keep Off...

 








...The Astroturf?







I hope the heavy hand of irony is at play here.




26/02/2022

Youth Speak!!!

 I hate marketing people







Who use Youth Speak







To make a product







Sexy or enticing.







You know







This Dope <product name> is Sick







Or replacing letters with numbers







Or shortening words







B4 U Go!!!







This example is the worst I've seen in a long time.








This advert does not 






Make me want to rent this retail unit.







No matter how classy it is!!!




25/02/2022

Tales of Horror and Terror!!!

 



YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT THEY CHARGE FOR SARMALE!!!







IT'S HORRIFYING!!!




23/02/2022

22/02/2022

Help Me!!!

 A trendy urban gym?








Or a support group for Cannibals?




19/02/2022

Progress

 This software is brilliant.














You can create these improbable graphs really quickly







Showing you have an incredible imaginary income







In minutes with minimal effort.







It's a bit like writing yourself a cheque for a million pounds.







But more techy.




17/02/2022

16/02/2022

13/02/2022

11/02/2022

Shit Non Fungible Token

 Though, anyone else can have a picture of it.







And it has been copied many times.







You can own this unique piece of artwork







For 297,558 USD (100 ETH)









You can't have the door though.






That belongs to the Landlord.






He needs it to keep the Vandals out.






They keep spraying their tags on his building and the tenants are complaining.



09/02/2022

In Broad Agreement

 


Don't forget Estate Agents as well.







Scum of the Earth







The lot of them.




08/02/2022

Sidelines

Johnny Blaze!!!







Motorcycle stunt rider!!!







But when evil threatens







He becomes







Ghost Rider!!!


By Clayton Crain Comic Book DB. Retrieved 2008-09-18., Fair use, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=14173224





Spirit of Vengeance!!!







THERE WILL BE RETRIBUTION!!!






EVILDOER!!!










Oh!!!






OK Evil Doer!!!







Watch your step!!!






Fall out of line!!!






And






Johnny Blaze






Unisex Barber





Will give you a mullet!!!







With sideburns!!!







There's nothing worse than a bad haircut.




07/02/2022

Lost Track of Time

 One of the reasons







I like communing with nature







and being removed from the rat race







For a brief moment







Is you can lose all notion of time







And be lost in reverie at nature's wonder.









Until today that is.







Is that the time?







I better get back to the rat race.




06/02/2022

Downsize

 Golf Links?














More like Pitch and Putt







Stunted Pitch and Putt




01/02/2022