31/01/2022

Toy Story 5

 Escape from the box.








Budget cuts.




30/01/2022

Titter!!! Smirk!!! Snarf!!!


 

BELL END!!!







OK!!! 






Wrong end.







Fuck off!!!







Bell End!!!




22/01/2022

CELEBRATION!!!

 As you know January is a month of celebration.







We have Veganuary







Encouraging people to go Vegan for a month.







And how could we forget Dry January







Inspiring people to give up alcohol until February







And of course...









January is also Discarded Mattress Month







Here's to another Discarded Mattress Month







See how many you can spot!!!







Doesn't a year just fly by!!!




21/01/2022

CONFESSION!!!

 


I must admit I am partial to a cheeky Sanatogen.




19/01/2022

WARNING!!!

 


YEAH!!!







I DON'T WANT MY CHOPS TASTING OF PREGNANT LADY!!!




18/01/2022

16/01/2022

15/01/2022

Karma

 


It's just round the corner from Padmehum Street.




13/01/2022

Gentrification

 The Old Kent Road is getting gentrified








It's now got its own beach.




09/01/2022

Dated Terminology

 I think you will find...








We now call it LGBTQ+ TV




08/01/2022

Snacks




What do you mean?






Concealed Chipotle Mayonnaise?






Secret Salsa?






Hidden Hummus?






Shrouded Spread?






Guarded Guacamole?






I'll stop now shall I?






Tee!!! Hee!!!



07/01/2022

DON'T!!! JUST DON'T!!!

 








Don't whatever you do!!!







Use the Black Door!!!







You'll never be seen again!!!




06/01/2022

Notable People

 As notable people go...









I can think of more deserving people.




04/01/2022

Obituary

 As obituaries go...







It's brief










But heartfelt.



03/01/2022

Everything is Good

 Everything is in it's place







Everything is good.








I hate my meat to be misplaced.




01/01/2022

Education! Education! Education!

 It's never too early







To teach the young about...









THE CORONAVIRUS!!!