31/12/2021

Prejudice

 



What have they got against working mums?




26/12/2021

Entrance

 It was less convenient, but...







I had to take the other entrance









I'm no coward!!!




24/12/2021

Christmas Ghost Story

 As it is traditional at Christmas







To tell Ghost Stories







Let me tell you a tale 







Of Terror and Torment







That will leave you wide awake with fear







Let me tell you about...









The Ghost Squirrel of Old Wallington!!!







It's guaranteed to drive you nuts!!!




23/12/2021

False Advertising

 There are laws against this kind of flagrant mis-Advertising.







I offered him £2 for a bottle of Merlot









And he told me to Fuck Off!!!







It just makes you want to sprit.




22/12/2021

FAIL!!!

 



No wonder the business failed.







Who wants a blase chicken




21/12/2021

USP

 As USPs go









The lack of flies is not sucking me in.




20/12/2021

Unwanted

 



If I wanted my wine to taste of mint







I'd drop a Polo in my Buckfast!!!




11/12/2021

Holistic Dentistry

 


He did his dentistry training in Glasgow







Hence his unusual approach







He doesn't use the usual tools of the trade







Just his forehead.




10/12/2021

08/12/2021

Boycott

 


Yeah!!!







For a starter 







I'm going to boycott them.







They might be backed by the Soviets







Or with companies selling arms.




01/12/2021

Marketing Fail

 As Shop names go...








This one doesn't really inspire confidence.