27/11/2021

Atheist

 When I order a takeaway







I would prefer if it was secular







Or at the very least agnostic









What's worse...







I asked for Haddock!!!




23/11/2021

Non-descript

 


It looked your bog standard service yard to me.




17/11/2021

16/11/2021

15/11/2021

Ending it All

Just one day







They couldn't take it any more...






 




13/11/2021

Pedant's Corner

 I'll think you'll find that







It's spelt Little










10/11/2021

09/11/2021

Truth in Advertising


 

They didn't elect to mention, and only...

08/11/2021

Confusion

 


So you can have a horse







Unless you contact them before your visit






Then you can't?




07/11/2021

X Marks the Spot!!!

 Somehow







I thought being a Pirate would be more challenging.










04/11/2021

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 


STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!







Ninja of the Urinal.