31/08/2021

In Sickness and in...

 Not only do I have a nasty rash...








I'm flammable.







Heat rash, thanks for asking




28/08/2021

Conan

 First there was Conan







Then Conan of Cimmeria







And Conan the Freebooter, the Wanderer, the Adventurer, the Buccaneer, the Warrior, the Usurper, the Conqueror, the Avenger







And less we forget...








Conan the Estate Agent!!!




24/08/2021

Ikea Display



 As Ikea displays go







I'm not sure who would find dead dog enticing.




22/08/2021

Misunderstanding

 



Hot alright.







They'd nicked it from Tesco.




20/08/2021

Unnecessary signage

 If there was somewhere I was going to enter








This place would be last on the list







With or without the signage.




17/08/2021

Question

 



When is an event that involves saving someone's life







Not an emergency?




15/08/2021

Off Road

 


I bet that's a beast to handle.




14/08/2021

Modernisation

 


The Child Catcher







Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 1968










The Child Catcher 2021




13/08/2021

Lead us not into Temptation



 Decisions, decisions!!!







Salvation?







Or








Snacks?







I might just pick up some beer while I'm there.




11/08/2021

09/08/2021

Ruin a Good Thing

 Do they have to ruin everything.







Take something perfectly good








And add too many E numbers.




07/08/2021

Accomodating

 


How forward thinking.







A safe place where the youth of today







Can drink cheap cider and get stoned.




05/08/2021

Functional Drinks

 


I would have thought as long as they are liquid and non-toxic at least in the short term all drinks could be classed as functional.