28/11/2020

Jumping Animals

 I've heard about jumping the gun







I've heard about jumping the shark







But I've never heard of...









Jumping the rainbow cow.




26/11/2020

True Sophistication



 True Sophistication.







Not only a recliner...







...but one with built in cup holders.







The icing on the cake?







Not just any cider









But Vintage cider!!!







I especially like the cloud effect around the bottle.







Very atmospheric.




25/11/2020

Twat!

 The bible was right.









The twat will inherit the Earth!





23/11/2020

21/11/2020

You Decide

 Shop Sign?













Or a Booker prize winning novel?





19/11/2020

Special Diet

 



Apparently, its the Keto






Don't ask.




09/11/2020

Fine Art

 Ah! The heady art of landscape painting.







The rural idyll







Captured in paint







For eternity.









Brockley sur l'herbe




07/11/2020

FILTHY SMUT!!!

 RIGHT!!!







LEFT!!!









THEY'RE ALL AROUND US!!!






WE NEED SOME WAY TO STOP THIS






WE NEED COK BLOCKING!!!





05/11/2020

Invasion

 









How much pizza can a man eat?




04/11/2020

Warning!!!

 


Unsafe!!!







You're telling me







I haven't heard jokes like that since Bernard Manning died!




03/11/2020

Passionate

 



If you love the User Experience






Shout it from the rooftops!!!




01/11/2020

Gruesome


 

It was gruesome!!!







He didn't stand a chance







They said they didn't want any more pizza leaflets