27/10/2020

26/10/2020

The Magic Tree

 









The wonderful fruit of the Magic Tree 
Is both most mystical and profound
A satsuma, cherries and a red pepper
From its narrow boughs dangle down
No! You cry, this can't be true!
But in Peckham this tree is found.



24/10/2020

Innuendo

 Hi! My name is Cameron







And I am an estate agent







It's a cut throat market at the moment








With some very stiff competition.







Snarf! Snarf!




23/10/2020

Three Little Birds

 "Don't worry about a ting

'Cause every little ting gonna be all right

Singin': "Don't worry about a ting...









'Cause every little ting gonna be half price!"




22/10/2020

Historic Sites


 

Who would have thought 







This shop 







Is seeped in history









Prefer pizza though




20/10/2020

Event Day

 I've heard of Black Friday








But this is ridiculous.




19/10/2020

Early Xmas

 I know I say it every year but Christmas get's earlier every year.










18/10/2020

What's next?

 


...cast?







...ium?







...ophthalmous?







Look it up!




17/10/2020

Pissed Again

 









He'll be alright in the morning.




15/10/2020

Beatification

 


St. Baitface 2005 has a ring to it don't you think?







Apparently the Pope's fully behind this one.




13/10/2020

An Important Message

 An important message to all school children







During this most difficult of times.









Ambition is so overrated don't you think?


10/10/2020

Set Back

 This could set back Climate Change Activism by hundreds of years.












08/10/2020