You may have a face like a slapped arse
A body akin to that of a hippopotamus
But at least...
At least you have glamour fingers
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I See Pink Elephants
Is it real or is it my imagination?
Stop playing with tricks with my mind
Pink Elephant!!!
26/08/2020
Blend in
I'm not shopping here
I don't want to stand out from the crowd
I want to blend in
And preserve my anonymity.
25/08/2020
24/08/2020
Medication Choices
Too right
Everyone knows
They prefer magic mushrooms anyway.
Happy Birthday to Me! Happy Birthday to Me!
A young 9 years old and counting
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Old Kent Road Mysteries 1/2
Jon Hunt - Peter Kay x Roger Federer is equal to Norman Tebbit
Richard Branson x Ricky Gervais - Chris Moyles is Greater than Margaret Thatcher
Roy Orbison is Greater than 2 Margaret Thatchers
Duh!!!
Obvious
They mystery is who do you have to divide Des Lyman and Ant and Dec by to get Alan Carr?
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