31/07/2020

Questionable Taste

I know sex sells






MOT Sign


But I'm not sure in this instance that it will work






Oooh!!! Where are you leading me to you cheeky minx?



29/07/2020

Nostalgia


Speed Limit Sign


Not bad only 34 years out of date



27/07/2020

Mystery 6/6


Chalk Arrows


AND THEN THE ARROWS STOPPED!!!






WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE BABIES?






THE POOR INNOCENT CHILDREN!!!







YOU MONSTERS!!!






WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE CHILDREN?






I can't bear it anymore






I think I'll have a lie down






And maybe a cup of tea






And a nice slice of cake






I wonder what's on telly?



26/07/2020

Mystery 5/6


Chalk Arrows


Aaargh!!!






The suspense is killing me






Where are you taking me?



25/07/2020

Mystery 4/6


Chalk Arrows


Where are you taking me?






Oh! hastily scribbled arrows






What is our destination?



24/07/2020

Mystery 3/6


Chalk Arrows


An abrupt change of direction






And the mystery deepens



23/07/2020

Mystery 2/6


Chalk Arrow


The arrows seem to be leading me somewhere






But where?



22/07/2020

Mystery 1/6


Chalk Arrows


It all started innocently






The word babies and a hastily scrawled arrow



20/07/2020

Cute Overload


Road Sign


I don't know whether to puke






Or move here.






Isn't she adorable!



18/07/2020

Fleeting


Sign for industrial unit


They only ever make a brief appearance






But it's worth it.



06/07/2020

Conspiracy Theory

Val Doonican






Andy Williams






Perry Como






Are all the same person






Andy Williams, Val Doonican and Perry Como



Just in different jumpers



04/07/2020

Fairy Tales

I see Cinderalla's been out on the lash again.






Shoe


I wonder who she's got back this time?






Dirty slag!!!



03/07/2020

02/07/2020

Graphic Designer for Hire

Graphic Designer for hire






Years of experience






Figurative work a speciality






Especially hands






I'm very good at hands.







Still find heads a leetle bit tricky though.







Shop Affronts
 



01/07/2020

FEAR!!!

I don't know who is he






But he's close






And I'm scared!!!








WHATEVER YOU WANT YOU CAN HAVE IT!!!