29/09/2019

No Afraid of the Stirps


I'm no afraid of nothing.






Except for my stirps falling off.



28/09/2019

Double Standards


Unless of course






You are from Oxford or Cambridge






Then we'll lick your arse.



24/09/2019

Extortion


Rip off






What do you think I am made of?






Money?






They are 3p each on Ebay






Check, if you don't believe me.



21/09/2019

Missing?



I didn't know wooz had been taken out.






What is a wooz anyway?



20/09/2019

17/09/2019

Very Wrong!!!

There is...






Wrong






And then






There is...








Very Wrong!!!



13/09/2019

MacArthur's Park

Spring was never waiting for us, dear
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again



I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground beneath your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing Chinese checkers by the trees

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again



MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left my cake out in the rain
And I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again




07/09/2019

05/09/2019

Over Qualified

I wouldn't of thought






You needed to be an experienced Stylist








To brush hair.






Mind you a good dictionary wouldn't go amiss.






I like patronising hairdressers






Especially overqualified ones.



04/09/2019

#Scary Things!!!




Life is a Choice!!!






Then you die!!!






Don't let the scary, yellow drummer man get me mummy.



01/09/2019

Lucrative

Some jobs pay considerably better than others.







And one of the perks is






You get to keep the carrots.