25/04/2019

Fear of Numbers

I have heard of triskaidekaphobia






But I didn't know tessaraphobia was a thing.









24/04/2019

Surefire

A crate of lager






and a porno mag should work.








Mind you






Make sure you use a humane trap






We don't want any unnecessary suffering.






Do we?




23/04/2019

Insect Facilitation

What a lovely idea









Didn't work though.






I didn't see one ant making an ascent






Unless of course






They were still at base camp.



20/04/2019

14/04/2019

Pure Unadulterated Filth



HARDER!!!





INTUMESCENT!!!






PURE UNADULTERATED FILTH!!!






TEE HEE!!!



10/04/2019

What If...

Game of Thrones






Had a Welfare system








White Walker Food Banks?



08/04/2019

After Brexit

You'll be laughing on the other side of your face






Come Brexit






You'll like it or lump it.





When we send you back home on the ferry






To Calais








You French Tea Towel you.






Or Swiss






They like fondue in Switzerland







I've been told.






Not that I've been






I get Air Sick



05/04/2019

Undesirable


Yes keep uut Demolition!!!






We don't want your sort here.






We're respectable sorts we are.



01/04/2019

Helpful

The police in Twickenham are very helpful.








Not only







Have they produced a little map






Telling you where all the pubs are






They've even given them a rating on Trip Advisor.