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21/01/2019
Swipe Right
Not good enough
I want meaningful
I want my excavations to be deep
AND meaningful
These modern excavations
Are just so one dimensional.
20/01/2019
19/01/2019
Temptation!!!
DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!!
I REPEAT DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!!
You pressed the red button didn't you
18/01/2019
Niche Vacancy
There is a lot of string involved
To do this job successfully
You will definitely need
More than one string to your bow!!!
Takes a bow and runs for shelter.
17/01/2019
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14/01/2019
WHY!!!
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13/01/2019
12/01/2019
11/01/2019
Unique Selling Point
A cunning idea
An extended guarantee
on your exhaust
And pet insurance
There must be a lot of cat loving drivers out there.
I wonder why they don't extend it to dogs?
DOG HATERS!!!
An extended guarantee
on your exhaust
And pet insurance
There must be a lot of cat loving drivers out there.
I wonder why they don't extend it to dogs?
DOG HATERS!!!
10/01/2019
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06/01/2019
Professionalism
I like their attitude
Instead of relying on chance
They test it out
To see that it does what it says on the tin.
If you're going to bore
BORE BIG!!!
Instead of relying on chance
They test it out
To see that it does what it says on the tin.
If you're going to bore
BORE BIG!!!
05/01/2019
04/01/2019
Workship
It's great
You can worship God and still get paid.
Mind you
You are on a zero hour contract.
03/01/2019
Business Model
It's quite an interesting business model.
They invade your home with a large army.
Kill your family
Pets
And lock you in the cellar
Until you sign over the deeds.
Don't worry though
It's an online company
You don't have to pay a percentage
It's a one off flat fee.
02/01/2019
01/01/2019
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