30/11/2018

Geezer?

Are you a Geezer?






I'm a Geezer






I'm a silver tipped Geezer.









27/11/2018

Infantilism


Eggy Soldiers and Farley's rusks and warm milk are off menu.



23/11/2018

Design Flaw


I can see some problems with the choice of materials.






Unless of course you're catching flies.






Then this is the only way forward.



22/11/2018

Fresh


There's nothing like a fresh ruterrs



21/11/2018

Comeback


I see Steve Martin's attempting a comeback.



17/11/2018

I see you...



I see you Froggie






Lickin' my ass






Lickin' my ass



15/11/2018

Liability


You really, really don't want to know






Let's just say






Some things are best left alone.



14/11/2018

I See You...


I see you Froggie, Lickin' my ass.



11/11/2018

gOTh GOd



THE GOTH GOD IS WATCHING!!!






AND HE WILL JUDGE YOU






FOR HE IS A VENGEFUL GOD






HE KNOWS UNDERNEATH ALL THAT BLACK LEATHER,






BLACK LACE,






CORSETRY,






AND FISH NETS






YOU ARE WEARING MARKS AND SPENCER'S Y FRONTS







DEVIANT!!!






BURN IN GOTH HELL, DEVIANT!!!



10/11/2018

The Goth Shall Inherit the Earth!!!


Is this where Goth's meet






To judge Goth crimes






Like not wearing enough black leather.






Or thinking Bauhaus are crap






Or playing Little Mix at a Goth gathering






 OR NOT WORSHIPPING AT THE ALTAR OF SOUIXSIE SOUIX. THE HIGH PRIESTESS OF GOTH WHOSE NAME SHOULD BE VENERATED OVER ALL OTHERS SO HELP ME IAN ASTBURY!!!






BURN IN GOTH HELL UNBELIEVERS!!!



09/11/2018

Animal Cruelty

I really, really hate it.






When an animal is cooped up






And displayed to the gawping public






It's animal cruelty I tell you.








One day I hope you get to run free, little friend.



07/11/2018

Theme Park



I can't wait to have a go on the wotsits on the right.



06/11/2018

Huntin & Fishin


There's a lot of good huntin' and fishin'






In these here parts.






There's Deer and Elk






And the odd Grizzly






We've got







Salmon and Pike






In London.



03/11/2018

Challenge!!!


YEAH!!!






WHAT ABOUT A HEAD TO HEAD!!!






WITH ABSOLUTE ZERO!!!



02/11/2018

Skin Deep

I don't care what anyone else says.








To me you will always be cute.