28/09/2018

We're All Meat Underneath


I wish I could face my demons with such courage.






Mind you I'm not sure it's a good idea to meat in a bar.






Temptation and all that.






meat/meet geddit!!!



26/09/2018

Alternatives



Where I use Cyber Gin!!!






I order my Gin online from Ocado






Then I drink the bottle






We all have our own way of dealing with stress.



25/09/2018

The Entitled

Most of us.






Have to make do.






We get what we are given.






And we have to live with it.






There are some people though,






They get it all






Born with a silver spoon in their mouth.






I call them






The Entitled.








And I only have a public rod.






I'm not jealous.






Yes, I am.



23/09/2018

Shit Punk



You're meant to use a safety pin.






And wear the bin liner on the outside.






At least you're wearing black.



21/09/2018

Nervous Patient

Being a Nervous Patient







Your spelling error does not fill me with confidence.






Seyf indeed.






Seyf as houses I bet.






15/09/2018

DECIPHERING ACRONYMS

Inshore Fisheries and Conservation?






Marine Management Organisation?






Toxic Water Access Transport?









14/09/2018

Jumping the Shark

BOURNE IDENTITY






BOURNE SUPREMACY






BOURNE ULTIMATUM









13/09/2018

Not Quite

The Sator Square






The first recored 2D Palindrome






R   O   T   A   S
O   P   E   R   A
T   E   N   E   T
A   R   E   P   O
S   A   T   O   R






The earliest datable example found in the Ancient Roman city of Herculaneum








Found Biggin Hill, August.






History will give it gravitas and meaning.






10/09/2018

The Apocalypse is Nigh




BEWARE!!!






HERCOLUBUS!!!






THE RED PLANET IS FAST APPROACHING EARTH!!!






If you would like to hire its services






Please take a tear of strip and ring this number.






Climate change, tsunamis and volcanic activity our speciality.






Cash only






09/09/2018

Renaissance Man









He may have been a French Revolutionary Poet






But he took health and safety very seriously.



08/09/2018

Hiding in Plain Sight!!!

It's official






Microsoft are planning on bringing on Vista.












A typical Satya Nadella double bluff






Deception through truth






I for one am not fooled.






I will become a foot soldier






In the righteous battle






Against






USER ACCESS CONTROL FASCISM!!!






Are you sure?






Are you sure?







Are you sure?






Are you sure?






Are you sure?






Are you sure?






Are you sure?






Are you sure?



05/09/2018

Strangers

This is what we do to strangers in these here parts.









02/09/2018

Patriotism?

I'm all for a healthy form of patriotism.






I don't see anything wrong






With being proud of where you are from.






Unless it devolves into a nasty form of xenophobia.






But in this case






It might be an idea







To be a little bit clearer






As to where your allegiances lie






Italy or Hungary?






Unless of course you are covering all bases.