30/07/2018

Trades Description Act

I stood there for ages.






And what happened?






FUCK ALL!!!








I am extremely disappointed.






Action House!!!



29/07/2018

Trades Description Act

I asked for Lager






Suffice to say they didn't have any.






I expected better of you...






STARBUCKS!!!







You have raised my hackles Starbucks, and






YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M HUNGRY!!!



25/07/2018

STOP THE PRESS!!!

HEADLINE NEWS!!!






URI GELLER 






ARRIVES IN LEWISHAM






UNANNOUNCED!!!









It's all smoke and mirrors if you ask me.



21/07/2018

Transitory

It's just a passing phase






You'll get over it






Just because you won the World Cup






I'll give it another 2 weeks








And you'll back to being English.






With lovely nails though.



20/07/2018

Mattressafia

It's a shame






He was a swell guy






But you don't cross the boss






Especially not of...







Mattressafia!!!



11/07/2018

10/07/2018

Late to the Table

Email





eCommerce






eBusiness








At least 15 years too late.






And drop the hyphen






It's so 2003.




06/07/2018