28/04/2018

Rust never...


Nor do I






But I don't brag about it.



27/04/2018

21/04/2018

Dog Humiliation



Proving to the canine world that we are better than you since 2010.



18/04/2018

Sexy!!!




You can twist my dome off any time






Sweet lips



17/04/2018

14/04/2018

Dad Joke


That place rings a bell






I'll shut up then shall I?






Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.



10/04/2018

That's Showbiz!!!

There you are






One minute






You are riding on the crest of a wave






The public adore you






They just can't get enough of you.






And then...






In the blink of an eye.






They discard you.






Toss you aside






Like an old rag.














That's Showbiz!!!!



08/04/2018

No Its Not!!!




530 miles via the A68 according to Google Maps






I don't call that very close. Do you?






Sassenach!!!



07/04/2018

Softer Side

Even builders






Have a softer side







Not sure where flower skills will be useful on a construction site though.






Unless the lads get together






And make an impressive floral display






For the Site Foreman






Who is very sad.



06/04/2018

Serengeti

As Twilight falls






A tower of graceful giraffes






And their young






Head to the oasis.









03/04/2018

Favourite Tipple


I'll have the blue one.






I always liked alcopops.