26/09/2017

Act 5 Scene 3

Juliet
Yea, noise? then I'll be brief. O happy dagger!
Snatching Romeo's dagger
This is thy sheath;
Stabs herself
there rust, and let me die.
Falls on Romeo's body, and dies
Enter Watch, with the Page of Paris


Thanks to http://shakespeare.mit.edu/romeo_juliet/romeo_juliet.5.3.html 

20/09/2017

STOP IT!!!


NO URINATING






OFFENDERS WILL BE PROSECUTED






WELL!!!






WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?






YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!






IT'S UNCOUTH!!!






WHAT WOULD THE GENTILITY SAY?



15/09/2017

Partial Understanding


2 of them I get






But why would I want to go jogging with a fish?



13/09/2017

All Growed Up


I fell all grown up reading this.






Mature, even






Like a proper adult.






POO!!!






Tee Hee!!!



10/09/2017

The Turin Pint



Turning Water into Lager since 0000



09/09/2017

Simple Changes

What with the current state of the World






Trump!!!






North Korea!!!






BREXIT!!!






Just add an H






And you've nailed it






You've got your USP







08/09/2017

CLAUSTROPHOBIA!!!


Indoor events are a No! No!






He'll just throw up in the Vol-Au-Vents






And what happened with the meringues last time






Doesn't bear thinking about.



04/09/2017

Recycling

"Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?









03/09/2017

The Landmarks of Barking, London

The World Famous!!!






Burj Khalifa!!!








Table lamp.



02/09/2017

BASTARDS!!!

You bastards!!!






You take this pure,






Innocent,






Young thing.






You pin them splayed out on the ground.






Naked for all to see






Under the hot, merciless sun






The hot, merciless






Sun






Merciless






Hot






WHAT DID HE DO SO WRONG?






THAT DESERVED SUCH AN EVIL PUNISHMENT!!!





BASTARDS!!!







Look at the anguish on his poor, little face.