27/07/2017

Warning!!!


Warning!!!






For the less than 1% of the population 6' 3" and over.



26/07/2017

20/07/2017

Scared

I don't like this area.






Not only do you have to look out for






Roaming hoards of the elderly






But they are armed






With swords and boomerangs.









19/07/2017

Definite or Indefinite Article


I think you will find






It's






A HILL!!!






There are many other hills






And better ones too






I might add.






The hill with pretensions of grandeur but is really a pathetic little mound not good enough to lick my boots.






Would be a better name






Then again it would be quite a long street sign.






It could be the English equivalent of






Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch






And people would come from miles around






To admire the longest street name in England






And then






You would indeed be






The Hill






After all.



18/07/2017

Different Interpretations


Either a loving friend






And her tribute to her mute friends.






Or a Donald Trumpesque type response






In the only way possible in 1909






To achieve maximum public access






97 years before the advent of Twitter.




16/07/2017

Optimism!!!


Rusted, crashed car.






No other access, therefore...






Pushed off the top of the North Circular flyover.








Optimists!!!



15/07/2017

The Future is Now!!! (Revisited)


Ah!!! That 70s decorative panel on cheap cardboard explains everything.






Not!!!



13/07/2017

The Future is Now!!!


This is like having a retro personal jet pack.






It hasn't been around long enough to be retro.



11/07/2017

Missing Skills

I'm OK on Word and Excel







But I've never used Common Sense.



10/07/2017

09/07/2017

07/07/2017

Warning!!!


Crustaceans may contain crustaceans!!!






And Celery!!!



04/07/2017

02/07/2017

Marketing Concept

OK!!!






Chef!!!






I get it.






In a towel






Intriguing






Atlas holding the world on his shoulders






Classy!!!






Bread must be involved?







01/07/2017

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!


STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!






MAD MONKEY!!!






Like the hair though!!!