29/03/2017

Senior Living


It's actually the car park






But they never bloody remember.



28/03/2017

26/03/2017

I want one.


I don't know what a Schedule 3 Interliner is.






But I want one.



25/03/2017

Disgusting


I'm appalled.






I would expect brand new for a pound.



16/03/2017

Social Comment?

Social Comment?






Or Rank Snobbery?






You decide.









14/03/2017

11/03/2017

C'est Ci Art?



Actually I feel a bit of a fraud.






This one is a bit obvious isn't it.



10/03/2017

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!


Actually I feel a bit of a fraud.






This one is a bit obvious isn't it.



09/03/2017

Biting Satire


"Hobbies?"






"My hobby is collecting shopping trolleys"






"I've got shopping trolleys from..."






"Morrisons,"






"Asda"







"AND"






"Sainsbury"






"The jewel in the collector's crown?"






"Waitrose of course"






"But you'll not get a Waitrose in Thamesmead"






"An unattainable dream you might say."






"That is"






"At least"






"Until Crossrail opens."



08/03/2017

07/03/2017

06/03/2017

Parthenogenesis


I think you'll find






That it is rats that breed rats






Not rubbish.






This is an example of Parthenogenesis






First proposed by the Ancient Greeks






And now widely discredited






Yours






Mr. Pedant.



04/03/2017

Belabouring the Point


And just in case you weren't sure what we mean by rubbish...



03/03/2017

Road Markings


Plant a forest.






With some palm trees.



02/03/2017

C'est Ci Art?


Unpremeditated art?






Or a Transformer penis chopped off in battle?






Oh! The dichotomy of existence.



01/03/2017