Statement of Truth

It's all down the RADA training you know.






You keen hear right from the back of the Albert Hall.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!






Weird Yoga being.






Unless your dead?






Then






STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!






Dead thing.

Big Spender

Just About Managing

We got good use out of it.






The children loved it at Christmas






With tinsel and lights






And baubles






And the fairy.






Then it fed us






It fed us, JAMs






Day by day






Twig by twig






Until there was nothing left.






No Tarquin






You can't have seconds.

Bold Architectural Statement

I want a Bold Architectural statement






I want it to say






No






I want it to SCREAM!!!






Ancient civilisations






The Hanging gardens of Babylon






I want it to defy gravity






And appear to float in the air






I want abundant foliage






Cascading






Fecundity






AND MOST OF ALL!!!






I WANT IT TO BE MODERN!!!






AND DANGEROUS!!!

So a bath suspended from waste pipes wasn't what you wanted?






What about the pigeon spikes?






That's dangerous






Isn't it?






Grrrr!!!

Empathy

Too right






I still haven't forgiven them for getting rid of Bristow






And Marmaduke.

Exclusion

People are rubbish too.

C'est Ci Art?

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Exceptions

Skateboarders and plants are OK.

The Authority

Shit Party

Glad I wasn't invited.

To the Point

Secrets and Lies

I won't tell if you won't.

Incomprehensible

Bin of the Month - February 2017

Warning!!!

Warning!!!






Surreal instruction!!!






Keep Out!!!






You may dream of a man cut in two by a window.






Look it up.

#Scary Things!!!

Warning!!!

WARNING!!!






PROTECTED






BY STICKERS!!!

House Rules

And only 2 at a time






If you're going to the sweetie shop.

Respectable

No Naked Flames!!!






We're respectable, we are.

C'est Ci Art?

Out of Season Shit Christmas Tree

Poor Kid

Poor Kid






For Christmas






They asked for Lego

Mind you.






Useful if your drains back up.

Temporal

They will only recruit you.






If you are steeped in the ways of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Ambiguous

If you ask for your moat to be trimmed






Is it that like asking for a Brazilian






But more ambiguous?






"Dear Mr. Barber






I would like my moat trimmed, please."






"Yes Sir






Do you also want your anal hairs bleached and permed?"

Wipeout

Poor Duck






She's still upset






There she was amped hanging ten.






Then wipeout.






Don't worry Duck






It happens to even the best Surfers.