STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!






Mr Stardust sir.






Can I call you Ziggy?

They Didn't Think This One Through

They didn't think this one through.






It's too high.






Some of the smaller dogs






Won't be able to read it.






Especially Chihuahuas






They only read Spanish.

Patience

They know






They counted them all.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

DON'T CARE!!!

You just don't care






Do you?






Deep water






Holds no fear






For you.






Tough Guy!!!






I salute you!!!

Power Source

He takes Duracells

Concerns

I don't know what to be more concerned about.






24 hour Big Brother Surveillance






Or clothes that smell of Lavender and Chamomile.






After all I bet George Orwell






Didn't envisage Winston Smith






Smelling of old lady's underwear.

Turned Down

They turned me down






For a dish washing job of all things.






My intellect wasn't up to the job.






Couldn't spell concupiscence






Don't know what it means either.






I think they were lying






I didn't get the job






Because  I shagged their cat.

Pointless Instruction

Sort of got the hang of that one.

Doll's House Hair Boutique

You've got a choice






Nylon,






Polypropolene






And pigtails.

The Mattress Graveyard

Where Mattresses go to die.

Inured

Have we really reached this point?






Have we become so inured to the horrors of war?

That they are selling Season Passes






TO AN INFINITE WAR!!!






Mind you, I bet it's a money maker.

Falling Educational Standards

I think you'll find that is not how you spell Nintendo.

And you call yourself GOOD!!!

Famous Actor

I like him as an actor






Especially in that film






What was it called again?






Oh Yes!!!






It was called...

Danger!!!

If you use it and it's not an emergency






WE'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!






Where did you think the danger was supposed to come from?

Youngsters

Youngsters!!!






Think they know it all.






That's not how you draw a penis.






This is how you draw a penis.

Us old 'uns still have a few things to teach you children.

Hidden Dangers!!!

Sometimes it's like Russian Roulette






You just don't know what you're putting in your mouth.

Biting Political Satire

I am not sure I would trust a volatile substance that was stoned.






Just look at Trump






A Stoner Fart if ever I saw one.






Fart/Trump






Get it?






Tee!!! Hee!!!

Luxury Hair Dressing!!!

I will have a slight trim






And some salad cream






Not luxurious enough?






Hang the expense.






Make it MAYONNAISE!!!

Bin of the Month - January 2017

Jungle

Sorry couldn't keep to the path.

Didn't bring my machete.

70s Pop Philosophy

We will be discussing the existential angst of Tiger Feet.

Trust

I don't know what you do






I don't know who you are






But I trust you.






You've got 1970s Space writing.

Lovely

Nicest bit of hoarding I have seen in a long while.

Ask and You Shall Receive!!!

It doesn't matter what you ask for.






You'll get a tonsure

appearances can be deceptive

Nutribullet Horror!!!

Specialization

There's not much choice.






But at least it's near.

Holidays

They've either got a broken window






Or it's a map of the Sahara.

Outed!!!

I think you'll find

That it really should have been the lamp post's choice.

Missold

You can tell their blind.






As mobility scooters go






This one is a Turkey.