SCARY!!!

The scary thing






is how shit it is.






AND £10 TOO!!!

Thirty Second Theater!!!

Thirty Second Theater!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Cliffhanger!!!

Watch Your???






Watch Your What???






The suspense is killing me!!!

YUM?

Information Overload

Look Out!!!

Look |Out for Pedestrians!!!






Especially the weird ones.






You know the ones.






The ones disguised as Tortoises.






Dirty sexual perverts






Trying to lure






Poor, unsuspecting reptiles






Into their filthy, filthy world.






I wonder where they get their costumes from??






Does my bum look big in this?

Black Box Directions

You don't need to know how to get there.






As long as you know where you've been






And where you're going to.

FASCIST BASTARDS!!!

Prepare to Stop!!!






DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!






BUS DRIVER!!!






STEP ON IT!!!






FASCIST BASTARDS!!!

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!

TALK TO THE HAND!!!

C'est Ci Art?

Mark Rothko Blue Period.

If you remember the 60s...

Frozen Yogurt






and LSD






For that nostalgic






Yogdelic experience






And its low fat too.

Caution!!!

There may only be one of him.






But he's a cunt.

PARTY!!!

Heavy Night?

Ambivalent Advice

Good advice






For a model of a lion






But for a real lion






One to be taken with a pinch of salt.

Grammarian

All I can say is






Thank God, Jesus wasn't an English Teacher.

C'est Ci Art?

I Need to Know!!!

What are my natural needs?






And for that matter






What are Locs






Are they related?






Natural needs






And Locs






Is it S&M?






Oh! Please God! Make it S&M

Bin of the Month - October 2016

Jaunty Hipster!!!

Petite Bourgeoisie

Look






It doesn't matter how much you dress it up.






Or try and hide it.






It's still a road.

Or La Rue as they say in France.

All's Well That Ends Well

Bird-About

I see a bird that gives directions.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

sTOP lOOKING aT mE fROG bEAST!!!

Dragon's Den Here I Come!!!

I have had an idea of great genius.






Great genius indeed.






I am going to open a chain of discount sex shops.






For the pissing enthusiast.

W i dl

And for the Non-Binary into the alternative lifestyle.

ALT-BI

Peter Jones






Give me your wodge.

What Did She See?

What did she see?






If she was on Southern.






Lots of delays.






I might go and see it.






I like a satire.

Warning!!!

Do not forget to close and lock.






Especially if you are unauthorised.

Skin Philosophy

Keep your skin on.






Unless you want to be flayed alive.






Sorry






That's not a philosophy






That's an aphorism.






An easy mistake to make.

Beautiful Jellyfish

What is it?

And is the next number 6?