31/07/2016

Doubts

I don't have problems with






Quality and convenience






I just have doubts about your values








I am not even sure a chicken can mate with a cow in the first place.



29/07/2016

Strange Language


What strange language is this?






Laun der Tte?






What does it mean?




23/07/2016

Reaching Out


I would love to.






But I need to know more.



21/07/2016

Pedant's Corner


Orangutans are apes not monkeys.






Cunts!!!



20/07/2016

SMUT!!!


Tee Hee!!!






They said The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea






Snarf!!! Snarf!!!



18/07/2016

A Day in the Country


I always buy my ink from here.






There's something about the country






That makes the ink so much fresher.



16/07/2016

Deposit


I tried to make a deposit






But they were having none of it.






Luckily they closed at 11pm






And they had a letter box.



15/07/2016

The Magic has Gone

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe






Alice through the Looking Glass






But somehow the magic is no longer there.







14/07/2016

10/07/2016

Fantastic Services


Fantastic Services






Part of your family!






He was the sperm donor






Say hello to your Dad.



06/07/2016

Heritage



I had their American Hot






Grade 2 listed of course.



05/07/2016

Unusual Storage


Data Boots?






Free or not






I will stick with a flash drive.



02/07/2016