24/05/2016

Annexation

It's a bit like the annexation of Crimea







Just a bit more South East London.



23/05/2016

That's Nothing...


That's nothing






You should see the Parkour Ponies.



22/05/2016

Africa


Madagascar is a bit shit though.



21/05/2016

Censorship

Where do you think this is?






China!!!








20/05/2016

18/05/2016

Disgusted!!!


This was produced by a child






A teenager






And I am disgusted






That they can't spell the name of a popular, Spanish tourist destination.






IT'S BENIDORM






Cunt.



17/05/2016

15/05/2016

Liberal Interpretation


Well they have used red brick.



Dartford 2/2

Talking!!!






Talking!!!






Not only are they talking!!!






They are doing your travelling for you!!!








You lazy Dartfordian Bastard!!!



13/05/2016

Remakes

Joe 90






I loved Joe 90






The last of the Gerry Anderson Supermarionation shows






It told of the adventures of a 9 year old super spy.






I could identify with him






And pretend I was him.






I am not sure about the remake though.







10/05/2016

Experiences

It was really true to life.






I stood at a bus stop for 20 minutes






Nothing turned up






And






I even had a drunk stand and shout at me.







I admire their attention to detail.






Pity I can't afford to live here though.




07/05/2016

You were right.

You were right.






It was a con.






Despite waiting an hour.






There was no Disco.







Great new word by the way.



06/05/2016

Side Effects


Apparently






Hippy crack






Can make you depressed, bald and blind.






So can life.






At least I have saved myself some money.






Though it would be nice to have a balloon every now and then.






It's a great way of dilating your arse.






If you are into that sort of thing.



01/05/2016