29/02/2016

Tomorrow Calling!!!

I have seen the future of banking.







And it is shit!!!



28/02/2016

Delectable


Not only are they delicious






They are professional with it.






I wonder if they would mind






If while reciting Hamlet's soliloquy Act 1 Scene 2






I could lick them






In the nuddy






Tee Hee!!!



24/02/2016

Talk Dert!!!

I love your bans






And your tuts aren't bad either.






I really want to stick my dock






In your miff.








Was it god for you? It was god for me.



23/02/2016

22/02/2016

BASTARDS!!!

Fucking Ducks






They'll nick anything!!!






If it's not nailed down






Poof!!!






It's gone.








BASTARDS!!!

20/02/2016

Cost Saving

If Signwriters






Charge by the letter






Wouldn't it be more prudent to have






van Halm x 2






Or even better






van Halm2







19/02/2016

A Bit of Rough II


Please Knock Hard






I likes it.






Knock, Hard, Please!!!






KNOCK!!!






HARD!!!






PLEASE!!!






I like it when you treat me rough.

18/02/2016

Beware!!!


Don't be fooled!!!






It's just poo!!!






And dessicated at that!!!






Well, what did you expect from a reindeer?






They're Bastards!!!



16/02/2016

Pride and Joy

The Butler only had one plate.








But what a plate!!!



13/02/2016

Posh!!!

Sometimes you just know you are in a posh area.







11/02/2016

PPosh!!!

SSometimes yyou jjust kknow yyou aare iin aa pposh aarea.







08/02/2016

Meander


It depends if you have time to kill






Be careful though






If you go this way






You are always left with a feeling of frustration






And loss






Oh God! What have I done!



07/02/2016

Extreme Medication!!!

Wing Suit?






Grand Canyon?






Naked?






and you have an Appendectomy operation to perform at 12pm?






Then this is for you!!!







Just remember to hammer a rusty nail into your sexual bits.






I don't know why I said that.


06/02/2016

03/02/2016

Ostentation

Ha!!!






You think I'm impressed






You with your private jet






And your own island in the Caribbean






You don't know the meaning of true wealth.









Diamond Ladders






That's what impresses me.






And of course a Gucci Hi-Vis and Jimmy Choo safety boots.



01/02/2016

Planning Notice


They want to build a coffee shop.






It looks like they already have.