30/09/2015

Aesthetic


It looks so much nicer






The way the  sun reflects off






The creamy surface






Juxtaposed with the glass






It could be a Dutch painting.



29/09/2015

Allegory


Waist Letout






Waist Take In






It sounds like






An allegory






Of my life.



27/09/2015

Pedant's Corner


Why would you need schoolwear






If you have graduated.






Unless of course.






YOU'RE A FUCKING PERVERT!!!



24/09/2015

Forward Planning

Rugby World Cup you say.






Over 80,000 spectators planning to attend






Many of them coming by train I bet.






And making there way directly to Twickenham stadium.






We'd better make sure there are enough litter bins.








That should do it.



22/09/2015

Public Spirited


It's so they can keep all the wankers in one place.



20/09/2015

Hippocrites


Christian Books Plus






That's like Christian Books on steroids.






That's not very Christian.



18/09/2015

Hello Mr. Prefect


Your disguise didn't fool me for a minute.



16/09/2015

Doesn't Scan



New York, London, Paris, Farnborough
Everybody talk about pop musik
Talk about, pop musik
Talk about, pop musik
Pop pop pop pop musik



15/09/2015

Poor Social Interaction

I can see this working






If






You are paranoid






With poor social interaction skills,






Are Cyclophobic






AND






Papyrophobic








Personally






I am just socially responsible.






I just stole the poster






Well it was looking at me.



14/09/2015

Told You So!!!


I told you.






I told you incendiary dog poo was not a good thing.






You didn't listen.



13/09/2015

Don't!!!

Don't set fire to your dog poo.







Don't






Just don't






It's not nice.



07/09/2015

02/09/2015

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!


STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!






AND






DON'T STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT






IT'S RUDE!!!



01/09/2015

Reality


I need a suit cleaned urgently.






But they are not really there






Or so they say.