25/06/2015

Why?


As descriptions go






I can assure you






This one missed by a mile.



24/06/2015

Mixed Usage

Gavin Barwell






Member of Parliament for Croydon Central.






Campaign Office








And seedy nigh spot.



21/06/2015

Downward Spiral

It all started with the one drink






Then one drink led to another






And






Then






It all went a bit Pete Tong







16/06/2015

Travelling to Ascot?



Unless your the Queen






Then you can do what you want






You can even shit in the train drivers mouth.






If your inclined.






Your majesty.






13/06/2015

COMPULSION!!!

I HAVE TO DO IT!!!






YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!






IT'S AN URGE!!!






I HAVE TO DO IT!!!







BILL STICKERS IS INNOCENT!!!






CUNT!!!



08/06/2015

Noise Nuisance!!!


12 people with emphysema can make quite a racket you know.



06/06/2015

Failed Expectation


I did






Nothing happened






IS THERE NO END TO THIS CEASELESS ENNUI!!!



05/06/2015

Familial Resemblence


My centre of gravity is






Off centre






And I too am Top Heavy.






Brother!!!



04/06/2015

Caution!!!


And no.






They don't shout Fore!!! as a warning.



02/06/2015

Preferences II


Nope!!!






Still prefer streets.






Now, on the other hand.






Lovestreet Street






Floats my boat.



01/06/2015