No Parking Please

No Parking Please






You would ruin these gates






Aesthetic beauty






With your tawdry vehicle.

Italian Products

I saw some Parmesan and Prosciuttto enjoying an expresso.






I am not sure what that the Spaghetti was trying to do to the Fettuccine






But it made me blush.

Pride

That's the trouble with the world






There's no pride anymore.






I remember in my day






People took pride in their work.






No matter how small






The task was






You would put your heart and soul into it.






Not anymore.






Oh! No!

#Scary Things!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Foreign Languages

Now I know






The Spanish






For Losing Weight.

And being slightly insulted at the same time.

Niche Markets!!!

cloche

klɒʃ,kləʊʃ/

noun

1. 1.

   a small translucent cover for protecting or forcing outdoor plants.
2. 2.

   a woman's close-fitting bell-shaped hat.

use

verb

juːz/

1. 1.

   take, hold, or deploy (something) as a means of accomplishing or achieving something; employ.

   "she used her key to open the front door"

barbe

noun \ˈbärb, ˈbȧb\

1 :  a short scarf or lappet of lace formerly worn at the throat or on the head

Cloche Use Barbe





Using a small translucent covering for protecting or forcing outdoor plants as a short scarf.

Niche!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Whale Raft!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Southwark Surrealism

1066 And All That

FREE THE IRE!!!

Remember!!!






Keep C






Or the Ire






WILL GET YOU!!!

The Halls

I wonder how Small is doing

Whatever Next

Whatever next?






Virtual Milk.

THE HAND!!!

Saucy Sunday!!!

And spanking






LOTS AND LOTS OF






SPANKING!!!

Definitions

buff¹

bʌf/

noun

1. 1.

   a yellowish-beige colour.

   "a buff envelope"
2. 2.

   a stout dull yellow leather with a velvety surface.

verb

1. 1.

   polish (something).

   "he buffed the glass until it gleamed"

   synonyms:

   polish, burnish, rub up, rub, smooth, shine, wipe, clean "Victor buffed the glass until it gleamed"

adjective

NORTH AMERICANinformal

1. 1.

   (of a person or their body) in good physical shape with well-developed muscles.

   "the driver was a buff blond named March"

(Wikipedia, 12/03/15)

Urban Animals

Bin of the Month - March 2015

Kebab Storage

This kebab is delicious






But my bus is coming






And I know how other passengers






Might object






To the smell.






I wish I had bought that microwave






After all






So I could enjoy this tasty repast






Oh!!!






The dilemna






It's late






And I want to go home






But I don't want to






Waste my tea.






I know!!!

Problem solved!!!

No Ball Games

With Balls that size

And weight

The sign is a bit superfluous 

Don't you think?

Typopolis

The Dog Star

This edifice






Is obviously






A shrine






To the Great






And Celestial






Sirius






The Dog Star






This is where






Priests






And priestesses






Leave valuable






And rich offerings.






To receive his benison

Foal Abuse!!!

Stop Foal Abuse






NOW!!!






We don't






EVER






Want to see signs like this.






EVER AGAIN!!!

To the Point

That's what I like to see






No mucking about






Straight to the nub of the matter






Cut out the middle man I say.

Poor Lad!!!

Poor Lad






He must have been severely anorexic

Anti-Punk Attitude!!!

The Adverts






Formed in 1976






By T.V. Smith






And Gaye Advert.






Best known for






One Chord Wonders






And Gary Gilmore's Eyes

What have you got against Classic Punk!!!






Mr. Stockbroker Man!!!






At least he's polite.

Niche Markets

Niche Markets indeed.

H-Bomb

I am glad to see






That the charming habit






of dropping one's Hs






Hasn't completely died out






Amongst the Cockney tribe.

Think Of Our Neighbours

I hate noisy smokers






Don't you?