30/01/2015

29/01/2015

If you believe, clap your hands!


Do you believe in Mullets?






If you believe, clap your hands!






£15 please.



27/01/2015

A Bit of Rough


Please Push Door Hard






It likes it.






Push Me!!!






Push Me!!!






Harder!!!






HARDER!!!






I like it when you're rough.



25/01/2015

You Decide!!!


Either they are remarkably honest in their appraisal of their service.






Or its a form of transport for upmarket waste.






You decide.



24/01/2015

Niche Market


Far be it for me to criticise






But I don't see this business getting off the ground.



23/01/2015

Talented


They're very talented






Smooth Jazz






And spreadsheets



18/01/2015

Size Matters

Welcome to the home of






ENGLAND RUGBY!!!






Funny really






I always thought it would be






So much bigger.








And without the trees and traffic.






And flatter.






It's austerity Britain you know.



13/01/2015

World Turned Upside Down

Lidl






Discount German Supermarket chain






And purveyor






Of fine Scottish attire.







11/01/2015

Intangible


I could do with a bit of...






Liral Veget raining.



09/01/2015

Where Are They Now???

Remember the Village People?






Well...






They've hit hard times.






Since the 70s.






At least






The Construction Worker






Remember Him?






At least






He






Has found






Gainful employment.







Still as sexy as Hell, though.



08/01/2015

Learning and Instruction


You didn't need Learning and Instruction in my day.






It was instinctive.



07/01/2015

Knock for Assistance



I was unable to knock for assistance.






I have a knocking disability.






Why don't they have a bell?






Sexist bastards!!!



05/01/2015

04/01/2015

I Lik!!!


I lik Pog too!!!






Or Pob






Or Pos






I lik all of them.



02/01/2015

Equine Speed


Is this a criticism or an observation?