I think you will find that this is a bit impractical.
Not all of us can afford to buy.
31/12/2015
30/12/2015
Let Down
It's always a disappointment
When someone in the public eye
Who has always been held up
To be of exemplary character
Is found to be flawed.
It makes the world
A crueller
and unkinder place
To live.
Jimmy Saville
Springs to mind.
But this takes the biscuit.
Come on Santa
Who are you trying to kid.
Christmas was last week.
When someone in the public eye
Who has always been held up
To be of exemplary character
Is found to be flawed.
It makes the world
A crueller
and unkinder place
To live.
Jimmy Saville
Springs to mind.
But this takes the biscuit.
Come on Santa
Who are you trying to kid.
Christmas was last week.
29/12/2015
28/12/2015
27/12/2015
26/12/2015
FASCIST BASTARDS!!!
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
FASCIST BASTARDS!!!
I'LL WASH MY GOLF SHOES
WHERE I LIKE
AND WHEN I LIKE
Being an Anarchist can get bloody expensive.
Do you know how much golf shoes cost?
£175 for a pair of Hugo Boss
Mind you they do look nice with my green socks.
FASCIST BASTARDS!!!
I'LL WASH MY GOLF SHOES
WHERE I LIKE
AND WHEN I LIKE
Being an Anarchist can get bloody expensive.
Do you know how much golf shoes cost?
£175 for a pair of Hugo Boss
Mind you they do look nice with my green socks.
25/12/2015
24/12/2015
Strangers 2/2
If we don't lock them up.
We hang 'em.
Merry Xmas from the Creepy Neighbours.
P.S. I love pussy too.
Snarf!!! Snarf!!!
We hang 'em.
Merry Xmas from the Creepy Neighbours.
P.S. I love pussy too.
Snarf!!! Snarf!!!
23/12/2015
Strangers 1/2
We don't like strangers round these parts
We locks them up
We's does.
Festively though.
Well it is Christmas after all.
22/12/2015
21/12/2015
20/12/2015
19/12/2015
18/12/2015
Truth Through Advertising
I admire the way they
They take the aspiring learner
Crush their dreams
Then advertise it!!!
17/12/2015
16/12/2015
15/12/2015
Nautical Bias
Yeah!!! Seafood!!!
You can fuck right off.
Especially prawns
I can't stand prawns.
They were rude to my mother once.
14/12/2015
13/12/2015
Excuses
I think you will find it is.
The usual story
Man
Or Woman
Has paint
Sees a virgin air brick.
The usual story.
12/12/2015
11/12/2015
10/12/2015
09/12/2015
It's Apostrophe Time
Must...
Control...
Apostrophe anger!!!
And is that
misuse of
Onomatopoeia?
YUASA!!!
BOSH!!!
Or I have I taken the comic anology too far?
08/12/2015
USP
I love the Plough
I'm a sucker for velvet drapes
And the polished floor is to die for.
Pity the beer's shit.
I'm a sucker for velvet drapes
And the polished floor is to die for.
Pity the beer's shit.
07/12/2015
06/12/2015
Rebellion
Get a beef?
Got a beef!!!
I've got lots of them.
Give me a free pint
Give me a gallon
I'm letting you off lightly
I've got more beefs than you've got beer.
05/12/2015
04/12/2015
03/12/2015
02/12/2015
01/12/2015
30/11/2015
29/11/2015
28/11/2015
27/11/2015
26/11/2015
It's a Trap!!!
Careful
It could be a trap
By the Inner Party
Trying to lead you into
A THOUGHT CRIME!!!
Either that
Or the cunt can't spell.
25/11/2015
24/11/2015
23/11/2015
22/11/2015
Impossible request
I think you will find
That at a certain age
It can only be done lying down.
It is also cold and wet.
And I'm by myself.
21/11/2015
20/11/2015
19/11/2015
Up Market Or What
I went to Chelsea Old Town Hall Today.
It's very upmarket
They've even got a mural
In the gents.
Mind you
An Ancient Greek
Protecting his catamite
From getting his head cut off
May not have been the most appropriate topic
For a Gents
There bog roll was crap as well
Dissolved in your hand
It's very upmarket
They've even got a mural
In the gents.
Mind you
An Ancient Greek
Protecting his catamite
From getting his head cut off
May not have been the most appropriate topic
For a Gents
There bog roll was crap as well
Dissolved in your hand
18/11/2015
17/11/2015
16/11/2015
15/11/2015
14/11/2015
13/11/2015
12/11/2015
11/11/2015
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