30/06/2014

29/06/2014

Salt Security


Very wise






Condiment crime is on the increase.






You've got to watch out






THE SALT SNEAK IS ABOUT!!!






The Briney Burglar!!!






It's a Sodium Chloride Scandal!!!






I'll shut up then shall I?













It was a flavour felony I tell you!!!



28/06/2014

Mr Original


I think you'll find.






You're not!!!






I said to him






As he shat on my Mr. Whippy.






Original.



26/06/2014

Cannibalism in Croydon


Personally






I prefer the mouthwatering musicians.



25/06/2014

Sweet News


Werther's Originals radicalised by Iman






World Cup: Snickers 0 Mars Bar 2






Smarties responsible for child obesity.






Breaking News: Wagon Wheels are smaller.



24/06/2014

Action Man's New Outfit

Action Man's New Outfit.








The dogging look.



22/06/2014

Couldn't be Arsed


I couldn't be arsed.






I just went to where I didn't want to go.






It was easier.



21/06/2014

20/06/2014

19/06/2014

Getting Ahead!!!

Quite frankly in the modern world.






The only way to prepare for the future






Is by getting a good education






After all who wants to be stuck in a rut.







16/06/2014

Themed Flooring


I want my floor to have personality






I want my floor to have flair.






I want my floor to be my friend.



14/06/2014

Becoming a Graffiti Artist - Lesson 1

Step 1: Before going off and spraying your name willy nilly! Spend some time thinking up a catchy name as your tag.






Step 2:...








Step 2: Repeat Step 1.



13/06/2014

Women Farmers


Wow!!!






Double Politcally Correct brownie points.






Organic Women!!!






Only organic women respect fine taste.






Pity it's too bloody expensive.



11/06/2014

Shoes for Man



Shoes for Man!!!






Oooh!!!






I love primal shoes!!!

10/06/2014

Talking Telescope


I am not using it anymore.






We fell out.






Argumentative bitch.



09/06/2014

International


You can tell it's International.






It's got chips.



06/06/2014

#Scary Things!!!


Plastic Asian food made to resemble diarrhea.



05/06/2014

After Rational Consideration!!!



It could be worse.






Much worse.






It could be...






PREMEDITATED SICKNESS!!!