Parking San Serif

Inferiority Complex

Better Late Than Never

The Arithmetic of the A to Z

Self Service

Fucking useless






I didn't know any of the answers.

Animal, Vegetable, Mineral

I always forget if crisps are a fruit or a veg.

Boring Conversation

Not a lot can be said.

Anti-Branding

Double Take!!!

Suspended






I have to admit






I had to look twice.






Then I worked it out






It's obviously a hologram.

Natural Way to Stop the Pain

Natural Way to Stop the Pain.






Get Stoned






And drown yourself






Worked for me.

Beneficial Veracious Spray Can Brotherhood

What is Sool?






And why couldn't I find it?





I want Sool!!!






And I want it now.






I always want what I can't have.






Actually come to think of it, it might just say loos.

Kitten MS

Sophocles

Well after the triumph of the Theban Plays






What do you do next?






Birthday and Wedding cakes obviously.

Lack of Character

Obviously not enough if they had to reduce the price.

My Aim is True

Sob Story

Thirty minus Twenty Two Second Theater

Team Asbo

Adoption is still an Option

Bin of the Month - March 2014

Gold's Gym Serif

Thirty Second Theater

Thirty Second Theater

Man and Dog

The dog was trying to tell me something.






But it ran out.






I am not sure of what.






Words?






Time?

Poo?






Tee! Hee!

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

Big Fat Panda

Yeah!!!






And your a cunt!!!






I didn't come here to be insulted.






I go to the Indian down the road.






They're much better at it.

Masters

Master of all I survey






Master of the Universe






The Master

Don't laugh






They can give you a nasty peck

Sticking it to the Man!!!

Guess what I did!!!






Yep!!!






An hour!!!






DON'T MESS WITH ME!!!






I AM ANARCHY!!!

Allocated

Good to know.






Next time I have a fire extinguisher.






I will put it there.

Heartless!!!

Oh Goody!!!

I love a cliffhanger!!!

Twirly!!!