Mixed Message

I never new being Elite was so downbeat






Or grubby.

Trends

I Self-Assessment Returns are on a downward trend.






It's enough to make you want to start a partenership.






You've heard of a spelling bee






Well I'm the spelling bitch

The Shoe Trees of Kingston

Rehab Wig

Thirty Second Theater

Sentient Shop!!!

It would be a hippy.

Fun Wines

I refuse to buy from here






I absolutely abhor frivolity in my alcohol






Being an alcoholic isn't easy you know!!!






It takes years of practise.

Table Bookings

Mind you...






It's BYOC!!!






...







Bring Your Own Chair






I'll be going then shall I?

Free From Foods

It's all very slimming.






But very, very expensive






Do you know how much nothing costs these days?






More than it used to, I can tell you.

Thirty Second Theater

Magic!!!

I would like to meet Howard






and his Elf.

Sturdy Road

It was






Very sturdy






Absolutely no give whatsoever






Just the way I like my roads.

Double Vision

Beware Lefty Loco!!!

Artistic Banana

Thirty Second Theater

X-Rated!!!

This is Pre-fluffed rice






This rice has employed a fluffer






THIS IS PORN RICE!!!

Konspirasy Theeries!!!

It's not the Illuminati






It's not the Knights Templar






Nor the Rothschilds






Or even Aliens.

IT'S THE DYSLEXICS!!!

Dumbing Down

King's College London






The third oldest university in England






It is ranked in the top 20 Universities in the World






And has 12 Nobel Prize laureates to its name.

Sadwich

Bin of the Month - January 2014 part 2

Bin of the Month - January 2014 part 1

Are you following me!!!

The Resurrection Men

I bit blatant don't you think?






Not exactly






In the dead of night.






Surreptitious transactions






In smoky back rooms






Now they just advertise






Body Snatching has just got so commercial.






Burke and Hare must be spinning in their graves.

Sport's Day with Jesus

I never new Life's Race was a three legged one.






I suppose the apostles have been entered for the egg and spoon.

Eyebrow

She only does the one.






Eyebrow that is.






But, boy does it look good.

Please ring the bell for Beauty!!!

I rang several times






No good






Still ugly.

Art Bargain!!!

He's even signed it!!!






I want 2.

Hair Magic

He made my hair disappear






Mind you it took twenty years.

Yoda

Yoda






Works here






He Does

Please Do Not let the door SLAM!!!

Please Do Not let the door SLAM!!!






Beauty treatments may be in progress.






Including Hot Stone Therapy.






Poor Nicola






She was alright after the bandages came off






Though she still walks a bit funny.






We don't like to talk about it.

Strictly Bike Removal!!!

Strictly Bike Removal!!!






They do as well you know






Strictly Bike Removal!!!






Domanatrix gear, spanking, bolt cutters






The bolt cutters are for the bike






What did you think?






It's people like you who give the S&M community a bad name.

Little Ole Wine Drinker Me