A Skirt!!!
Someone has lost a skirt!!!
In Winter!!!
And she didn't notice!!!
God!!! She must be insane!!!
Or such an alcoholic
She doesn't feel anything
Including sub-zero temperatures
And will keep drinking until the booze kills her
Like Gazza
Or she is both
An insane alcoholic on the verge of death
So tanked up on Lambrinis she is unaware that her skirt has gone missing
In sub zero temperatures
Maybe she got hypothermia
And lost a leg
Maybe she is an insane one legged alcoholic close to death.
Maybe she was so drunk when she lost her skirt she tried to look for it but fell over the wall that the skirt is resting on and is lying there comatose close to me.
Maybe she is an insane one legged alcoholic close to death and close to me.
Will you be my girlfriend?
