Free Wireless Internet...
And a free Computer.
It works in the rear garden as well!!!
What could be better than sitting in the garden
Surfing for FREE porn through FREE wireless internet on a FREE computer!!!
It's like winning the lottery and being laid by Stephen Fry and Little Mix all at the same time.
It doesn't get better than this.
Pity the beer was shit.
And expensive.
And the other customers complained about the used tissues.
What did they expect me to do?
Wipe it on my trousers?
Dirty pigs.
