Somehow I thought that when the Doctor had to go
It would be a very much grander affair
Victorian or Edwardian in style and taste.
With brass and valves
And steam and everything.
And a halon collider
It's got to have a halon collider
Very useful for removing those stubborn stains.
And they also kill 99.98% of all known bacteria.
Especially the ones that want to invade Earth.
I wonder if he has a knitted toilet roll holder in the shape of a Dalek.
It's kitsch, but very post-modern.
