This is not a Disney tree, a tree that is happy and smiling all the time. This tree is not kind to small animals, offering them shelter and food, whilst allowing beautiful, magical princesses with long, golden tresses to rest in his shade. This tree would not allow laughing children to play in his branches on a hot summer's day.
This is a South London tree. This tree hates you and wants to mug you for your mobile phone and any lunch-time sandwiches you may have on you. This tree wants to spit in your dinner and watch you eat it, whilst telling you your pet cat has died of secondary smoking, this being your fault even though you don't smoke. This tree more than anything else in the world wants to cause mayhem and civil disobedience...
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...but it can't, it's only a tree with a face painted on it.
