Made from the finest ingredients possible, our prime haggis is line caught in the foothills of Drumnadrochit, especially for you the connoisseur's pleasure.
We are exacting in our attention to detail, because not only is the taste of our haggis legendary, reminiscent of heady summers in Catford, we also source the finest pepper to complement the exquisite taste of these haggis scented potatoes. Not just any pepper either, but cracked black pepper.
This pepper, infused with the finest Colombian crack cocaine, lovingly produced locally by our hand-picked drug cartels specially selected for their commitment to quality, and random acts of brutal violence, adds a luxurious taste to our crisps. One you are unlikely ever to remember due to the excessive use of the drug.
Caution: May contain potato
By the way it's a well known fact that Haggis is not naturally grown, but is a byproduct of the petro-chemical industry.
